Ok... This one will be relatively short and sweet. Here's an idea for a screenplay. A guy from India comes to the US and begins making films... incredibly bad films. We'll call him M. Knight Shamalamadingdong.
Despite the fact that his movies suck, that his productions seem to have as much drama behind the scenes as they do in front of the lens and that he's kind of a jerk, he still seems to get greenlighted somehow.
In steps our hero... We'll call him Dick Brawny. Dick is a sort of genius / lawyer / super-hero type guy. He alone figures out that Shamalamadingdong is really an alien (of the ET variety) using his space powers to dupe studio executives into making his films.
Brawny files suit on behalf of all citizens of Earth in order to protect them from further creative efforts by Shamalamadingdong. He prevails in court by using a long forgotten national security clause in US immigration code and Shamalamadingdong is shot back into deep space never to be heard from again.
The End
PS... Oh, and as punishment for the movies he inflicted upon us he's forced to star in a reenactment of a scene from a truly good movie... the shower scene from Shawshank Redemption.
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